Every time you chow a corncob, you are eating Maiz vagina… thank a farmer, and get some!
Tall sexy stalks and voluptuous cobs, it is hard to find a more distichous specimen. The male flower of Zea Maiz, elongated, towering high above produces pollen, while the female cob of the plant protects the inner bounty with a husk. Silt protrudes from the vaginal cob as tubes of seduction, each one attached to an individual succulent seedling. Silt helps lure the pollen down it’s long shaft through natural processes (corn is kinky, and likes a little role reversal), and the ladies have to be quick because the ji… pollen only lasts a short while and can only go a short distance. But the conception is absolutely tantalizing, especially when you add butter. One other note before you bring home Zea Maiz, they’re transsexuals. Many a Nobel Prize have been won from studying this plant = )
-ArtIsInFormation.org